Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Kimbo is "the black Yeti"


Bret Rogers on if Ken Beats Kimbo

"Our sincerest hope is that Ken whips Kimbo and then we can finally euthanize the "World’s Most Dangerous Man" and relegate him to some MMA dinosaur exhibit. Maybe taxidermy him and Severn and place them on a rotating pedestal where they can endless "

Bret on if Kimbo Wins

"If Ken proves to be more sham then rock and Fergi beats him, then the Slice hype grows even greater. Dude is already more myth then Sasquatch, Chupacabra and a fucking unicorn combined. Kevin is the black Yeti."

Bret on the animosity between him and Slice

"There is nothing business about it anymore. Kimbo made it a point to go frontin’ to our boys at Big Black. But that street thug B.S. might work well with the fan bois and the Internet dorks who think your street cred means something; but Son… Brett comes from Cabrini Green; the worst 12 blocks of America. Compared to that your street is Sesame Street."

This fight will be good if it happens, but it probably won't because Slice going down Titanic style would be rough for Elite XC. Beside that, who is a cooler bodyguard? Kimbo or Big Black.....my vote is Big Black.....DO WORK SON!

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