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Showing posts with label Jesse Taylor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesse Taylor. Show all posts
Monday, February 9, 2009
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Jesse Taylor released by the UFC
Not surprising Jesse Taylor was released by the UFC. Aside from his out of the ring antics, the guy really wasn't entertaining to watch, he had no stand up game and all he did was lay on top of his opponents. Physically, the guy is a freak show and he has a lot of potential, but I think his lack of mental strength will work against him in the long run. Good Bye Coco, it was fun to have you around.....I am sure we'll see you in an Elite XC show soon.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Jesse Taylor and the Magic Eight Ball

In trying to figure this guy out, Butch and I came to the conclusion that Jesse must operate under the Magic Eight Ball rule of life, i.e. when in doubt just shake it up and see what happens.
Here is how that faithful night must have went......
Coco: Blackout Tonight?
Magic Eight Ball: Outlook Good
Coco: Can I rock the white wrap around shades like CB and Riddle to PURE?
Magic Eight Ball: As I see it, No
Coco: What do you think of my new fucking haircut?
Magic Eight Ball: Better not tell you now
Coco: Jager Bombs! Jager Bombs! Jager Bombs!
Magic Eight Ball: It is certain
Coco: PROOOOOOOOOOTEIN!!!!
Magic Eight Ball: Most likely
Coco: I am gonna grind on some fucking bitches tonight
Magic Eight Ball: It is decidely so
Coco: This limo window looks good but it's hot in Vegas, I am going to kick it out.
Magic Eight Ball: Signs point to yes
Coco: Do you know who I am? I am a UFC fighter.
Magic Eight Ball: Reply hazy, try again later
**For more on Jesse Taylor and this weekend's fight checkout the always reliable and always informed Kevin Iole column from Yahoo! Sports
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