Wednesday, October 22, 2008

You Know How I Know......

You're Gay?......Dude you turned down a foursome because you were "over college girls." Yeah that's right, Olympic swimmer Matt Grevers turned down a foursome....that's three girls on one dude. Pretty sure unless each girl was missing an eye, a limb and had mental retardation that would make Borat's brother Bilo look like Einstein the collective straight male populace, whether we had borderline fame or not would commit to this sexual endeavor. I mean honestly, Matt who the fuck do you think you are? You are good at a sport that is pretty much only useful if the world ends up like Water World and if that does happen let's face it Costner is going to kick your ass anyway. My advice to you is to save face and come out of the closet now.

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